#takemethere
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NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.
Too fucking spider like.
me on my way to ah fuck it
lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl
I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.
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Miley speaks for us all.
FUCK YOU BRIAN
Dad leave me alone, I didn’t mean to text u.
I didn’t mean to have you!
WELL THEN
hahaha im doing this lmfao
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Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
i love vine omg
So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
Clever.
Me
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Trolling in Tanning Salon
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The difference between bees and wasps.
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Bee:
Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
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Wasp:
Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
